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Snap out of it.

uglysaiah:

thahalfrican:

everyone should try to be a little more like lord disick

my idol

michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

poryqon:

even disney went through its xD phase

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haha disney you are so random X3

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down